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Woman Vandalizes Boyfriend’s Car… Because of Pippa Middleton’s Bum!

WARNING! Guys if your doris asks you if her ass looks like Pippa Middleton’s ass or better... best you choose wisely... even if you have to lie though your teeth!... this guy obviously didn’t 🙂

All us okes have know, the answer to this question, “Do these jeans make me look fat?” I won’t even waste my time telling you the answer to that because if you don’t know, then you full well deserve what is coming to you 🙂

Unfortunately this dude appears to be one of those people who wouldn’t know the correct answer to the above question, and it came down on him hard... real hard!

In this case it’s not a case of “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” it’s a case of “hell hath no fury like a woman unfavourably compared with Pippa Middleton’s ass”

Unfortunately it’s not known exactly what was said as the oke in his banged up Peugeot 206 was not hanging around whilst driving through in Birmingham, however the result is as clear as day...

Apparently all the oke could do was cover his face while people pissed themselves pointing and laughing... I imagine he was desperately trying to get home as soon as possible.... shame 🙂

I guess jealousy makes you nasty though, it’s no secret that Pippa Middleton has pretty much got the hottest ass of the hour, and it’s gonna take a lot to beat that... lets be realistic now, you ass is not making world headlines, so there’s your answer right there J Kinda reminds me of the time when myself and an ex were joking around with insults and I stupidly used words such as “A cups” and “Training bra”... let’s just say the gloves came off and fist that extended in my immediate direction was closed 🙂

So boys, remember... LIE LIE LIE! because your life quite possibly depends on it 🙂

Speaking of Royal Wedding’s and stuff... don’t you think this is pretty freaky 🙂

This wasn’t a wedding made in heaven, this was a wedding made at Disney 🙂

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