Candice Swanepoel – South Africa’s HOTTEST export by far!

December 6, 2009 | By Marky Mark

Candice Swanepoel, recently promoted to Victoria's Secret Angel status is insanely hot. I'm finding it rather difficult to put words together after seeing pics of her. In my opinion, South African birds are the most insanely beautiful dolls on the face of the planet… and here I'll show you why

Candice is a 21 year old thoroughbred South African from… wait for it…. Mooi River in Kwa-Zulu Natal. Yes you know that small town along the N3 between Maritzburg and Escourt that if you blink you'll miss it, yip, thats the place. She was spotted by a modelling scout browsing through a Durban Fleamarket with her mom when she was 15 years old. The rest is a short yet incredible history of high profile international modeling. By 16 she was already earning R40 000 for a days work. Her portfolio is already extremely extensive with appearing on the cover of the greek edition of Vogue, Nike ad campaigns and strutting her stuff in fashion shows for Tommy Hilfiger, Diane von Fürstenberg and the big one that has put her right up in center stage, Victoria's Secret.

I reckon I'd have a chance, we have things in common you see, we're both Libras haha ja ja But sorry okes, she's not single, she has a boyfriend by the name of Joshua David Jones who is fighting in Iraq. Personally, if my doll was a top super model such as Candice, I certainly wouldn't be running around playing shoot em up in Iraq, I'd be enjoying EVERY moment possible with her but ja, he is one lucky dude. I've got The Jen, which is why I'm not playing armies in Iraq, but all the best to all those guys out there doing what they do.

Here is proof that South African birds are the best.

(If you have a heart condition, it is not recommened to view at these pics)