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There's an imposter about posing as Danger Boy… girls beware, he's a fake, he's not "the real deal"

The other day I was checking out Facebook and I noticed Danger Boy had been tagged in a photo, only on closer inspection, it wasn't in fact Danger Boy… it was an imposter, posing and trying to be our beloved Danger Boy!

The REAL Danger Boy… looking ever so dangerous… thats the real deal "Danger Stare" aka "The Panty Dropper Stare" that many a girl has fallen victim of right there!… some say, he has the ability to remove panties with just a thought!

The imposter! otherwise known as Anthony Hutton. Rumour has it that in a desperate attempt to be as cool as Danger Boy he won some UK TV show called Big Brother in 2005… notice how he tries to pull off the "Danger Stare" but fails miserably… so fake!

If you see the imposter, let us know!

Sadly many girls are only realising the imposter is a fake after climbing into bed with him, due to the imposter's weenie being a good 5 inches shorter than Danger Boy's Anaconda

- Marky Mark

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Welsh Rugby Ref, Nigel Owens felt what its like to get in the way of Schalk Burger in the Springboks vs All Blacks Tri Nations Test at Soccer City on Saturday… with a little bit of a face plant that they will be talking about for years after he retires…

During Saturday's game, as the ball was popped out of a maul in the hands of the All Blacks Welsh Referee Nigel Owens seemed to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time, he was given a seemingly accidental shove by Bok Flank, Juan Smith falling backwards into the path of Schalk Burger, well first Schalk's fist and the the rest of Schalk taking a nice tumble-O-Faceplant grating pitch grass for a few feet.

Luckily, a shaken Nigel Owens got up and managed to ref the rest of the game, as as shown in the replay, his neck does bend somewhat which may have caused a more serious injury which fortunately didn't happen.

Check the video below… EISH!

The game itself was an epic test with SA dominating for most of the game but the All Blacks managed to creep up and tie the scores 22 -22 two mins before the final whistle. It was in the final seconds that the All Blacks robbed the Springboks of victory by scoring another try and conversion leaving the scores 22 – 29 to the All Blacks making them Tri-Nations Winners for 2010.

Well done to our boy John Smit for 100th cap. Awesome support was shown by the fans with a record attendance for a Springbok game on Saturday.

- Marky Mark

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Remember those soapies that your mom used to watch religiously everyday, The Bold and The Beautiful, Days Of Our Lives, Santa Barbara, The Young and The Restless aka Rustelose Jare as it was known in SA since it was dubbed in Afrikaans…

These soapies were the reason why no matter how starving we were, dinner on the stove would only be checked during ad breaks and there was utter silence in the house during this time. The ending song for Bold and the Beautiful was your 5 minute warning siren that dinner would finally be served. Yes that was a very long time ago, when cell phones we're still breaking into the consumer market, and what was social media for that matter, since Pentium II still meant "super computer"? 

Now what I'm about to show you is what soapies would have been like in those days if we had things like 3G cellphones, FaceBook, Twitter and Foursquare… you could say this is an "up to date" soapie.

This touch of creative genius is part of an ad campaign for LG Smart Phones… "Socially Smarter"… and shit, it is frickin hilarious!

Those of you that watch my favourite channel, VIVA,  in the UK will know what I'm talking about

Here's a few sample videos to taste

 

 
 

 

Check out the rest of their vids on YouTube

Absolutely love it! Brilliance!

P.S. Maybe now all my friends on Facebook won't think I'm such a rutard when I put "Marky is… looking in the mirror" as my status… because last time I did that, no one laughed, it just went over… waaaay over (it's in one of the videos of Blaine, you'll see)

- Marky Mark

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This is how our beloved Danger Boy roles on Sundays…

They say that a picture paints a thousand words…

I am giving away 2x VIP tickets for the 2010 SA Reunion Party in London this coming Saturday to the person who can come up with the most outrageous story in the comments section below, as to why our beloved Danger Boy is sitting in a little red car on the side of a road in a white 'n pink polka dot night gown and shades on a Sunday afternoon

The winner will be decided and announced on Wednesday evening at 9pm

Get cracking… lets make this hilarious

- Marky Mark

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We all get a little agitated when we pull into a fast food jol and order our favourite chow only to be told its past a certain time and they aren't serving it anymore…

I remember one ridiculous experience of my own when I pulled into Steers at Paradise Junction in Pinetown, and was told that I couldn't have a Tikka Mayo burger, I think it was, because it wasn't Wednesday or something like that… I believe the only difference compared to the rest of the burgers, was the sauce… Does Steers keep the Tikka Mayo sauce in the vault under a time lock that only opens on Wednesdays??? I think not… As you can imagine, I wasn't pleased… let's just say I screwed the chick around so much with my order that secretly , I think she wished she gave me the Tikka Mayo Burger in the first place (don't worry, I watched the chef like a hawk preparing it after that just to be safe)…but this chick in the States took things to another level and really threw her toys… over a few chicken nuggets…

Apparently she pulled into a drive thru and ordered chicken nuggets, only to be told that they are now serving the breakfast menu… well well… I'll let you see for yourself just what happened next…

 

observe…

Damn! she really did what those nuggets bad… she must have had some big time chicken nugget munchies from that trailer park chronic she was smoking… either that or their nuggets are THAT good

What do they put in them?… heroin perhaps? cause I'm sure we've seen tamer crack heads going cold turkey than this shit.

Apparently the cops bust her a few minutes later and she was charged with vandalism.

Now I'd like to see someone try that at a drive thru in SA… within seconds you would have seen a waitress run in from the side and clothes line the psycho bitch Sleep!

Just one word of advice… if you ever work with my friend Ade and its your turn to do the Mickey D's lunch run… if he asks for 12 chicken nuggets even if 12 chicken nuggets aren't an option on the menu… you better come back with 12 chicken nuggets… trust me, I know from experience… it ain't pretty

- Marky Mark

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Our boys at Nando's  don't seem to ever fail with finding humour in any situation, as ex-police big cheese Jackie Selebi has found out recently…

Incase you're a little behind with you're South African News, Ex-Top Kerel, Jackie Selebi was recently sentenced to 15 years imprisonment on charges of corruption in dealing with a convicted dealer… and I don't mean the furniture kind either.

The dealer, Glenn Agliotti paid Jackie Selebi R1.2m to "turn a blind eye" on his business dealings… this proved to be not such a difficult task for Selebi, although what did seem like a difficult task was obviously not getting caught.

It is said that Selebi is the most senior government official to date, to have been "convicted" of corruption… funny that, cause we all know who would have won that award had it not been thrown out of court

Now would you believe it, Selebi was once, President of Interpol, so just a bit of an embarrassment there.
He was also once President of the ANCYL just like "Fan of PharSide", Julius Malema, so I guess the future isn't so glitzy anymore JuJu, but best of all, he was a close ally of former president, Thabo Mbeki, which is obviously why he doesn't have many mates right now to bail him out of the kak.

So its not a good time for the dude to say the least and I guess there's a whole lot more to that story, but Nando's thought have they'd last little dig anyway…

And yes, I am still silently protesting against ridiculous Nando's UK prices…

- Marky Mark

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Oh dear… Johnny Knoxville and the boys are back with a 3rd Jackass movie… Jackass 3D!

Yip, do yourself a flavour and take a look at the trailer for the latest installment of Jackass feature length movies.
This edition definitely looks like its gonna blow the last two away… and they are doing what they do best… being insanely ridiculous! The trailer says its out on 15th October 2010 but I imagine thats probably the release date in the States which is usually a lot earlier than the rest of the world.

Just take a look at the trailer…. wait for the very last scene with Wee-Man… you'll quite literally piss yourself!

I can't wait for it!

LOVE IT! Gonna be brilliant!

- Marky Mark

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If you don't piss yourself laughing at this, then you seriously need to get help…

Check how this pilot who appears to be flying a little Cessna, plays an epic prank on his poor passenger.

The guy literally throws himself into a frenzied fit of terror…

OMG! I seriously just want to become a pilot now just so that I can play that prank on people all day because there's no doubt it would EVER get old

I would have seriously shat bricks though

I guarantee you will watch it again… and again… and piss yourself laughing ever time haha

- Marky Mark

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So how would you feel if you got a nice big bear hug from Kylie Minogue???

Well, clearly Mr. Bear here, is pretty damn happy about it

Just look at that innocent smug look on his face…

To be quite honest, I don't think you could find any dude who wouldn't feel the same way… even if she is 42… she's still as hot as hell!… and loaded

[Thanks Phreak]

- Marky Mark

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Now tell me the journo who put this together was not having a good old chuckle at their desk… 
Who said Reuters News wasn't funny news? 

Check it out…

"Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters"

Very well put… need I say more on the subject….

Check the full article here at Reuters

- Marky Mark

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