Archive for the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category

Joburg seems to be going all out on their flag vibe for the World Cup…. cars, freeways, you name it… if a flag can be attached, it will be attached as seen below…

A few people I know have spotted this character cruising around the streets of Joburg…

Geeez and we thought the English went over board with their St. George's cross flags… but I guess as you know, we have always taken something the English do and then take it to a whole new level… such as rugby… need I say more

Check out this gallery below of what Joburg's World Cup Flag vibe looks like….

[Show as slideshow]

Full on World Cup Vibe going on in SA right now… schmaak it!

[Thanks Benita]

- Marky Mark

Nando's owns Julius Malema aka JuJu yet again, and this time they've picked something that seems very close to JuJu's heart…

I'll say this again, you've gotta hand it to that bunch of genius' that are the Nando's Marketing Team. They can take just about any words or any situation and completely own it. Now I know Nando's tastes frickin awesome (so awesome that myself and The Jen actually had it for dinner tonight, no lies) but lets be honest, if it wasn't for the awesomeness of their marketing team, I seriously don't think Nando's would be where it is today… 

First there was JuJu and his "Kill The Boer" incident, and now Nando's worked their magic and are giving it right back… in his face

Observe

Talk about eating your own word ey

Whats the bet he's gonna say he doesn't each chicken because it's russist…

As mentioned, this isn't the first time, no…. Nando's has had a little dig at our JuJu a couple times before

This was the first one that sparked off massive upheaval around this time last year…

After that one, JuJu threatened Nando's with "militant action" if they didn't remove the ad from TV within 24hrs…

They didn't… but they did give this version as a response

Schmaak it!

- Marky Mark

I don't think there's ever been a Blue Bulls game where their fans haven't gone all out and beyond extreme, as if there was a grand prize of a kiff new 4×4 Toyota Hilux bakkie for the most over the top dress or accessorization possible that would show that they in fact support the bulls, and if that wasn't bad enough, they even claim that their blood is blue… FOKKEN PRAWNS!

The Ballie sent me this today, and along with the pic he jokingly said, "gives me an idea". Now for those of you that know him, my Ballie is a serious serious die hard Sharks fan, my mom was also cc'ed on the email and lets just say, I don't think she saw the funny side, I could feel the death stare she gave him in his direction from over 100 miles away sitting at my desk.

Now we know they are a little obsessed about their team… but good lord! 

And we thought the poms were extreme… can't say I've ever seen a Man U house…

wait for it……………… wait for it………………. only in SA

Lets just say, if ever any blue bulls players get kidnapped by some deluded obsessed fan, we know where we'll find them….

shame

[Thanks Ballie]

- Marky Mark

It was just your average Friday night down at The Slug in Wimbledon, Huncle and I popped out for a bit of a nicotine refuel when we were joined by two random okes, one of the okes seemed to have a bit of a way with words…

Have a look see, quite amusing…

SA has Jack Parow, and Wimbledon has its very own Adriaan Breytenbach… hosh ja!

woah woah woah woah haha Love it

- Marky Mark

Check this little bit of Ingrish I found on the window of a Chinese Restaurant next to Pasha's (unbelievably awesome pizza's btw) in Glen Ashley, Durban, South Africa… "taken from my beloved iPhone"

Love it! and they had done it twice… identical hand written poster stuck on another window haha

- Marky Mark

Ey lani! Check my fuggin cuzzie Rajiv bru! ee tjoons a one kind fuggin schweet hiphop tune here ekse! I get the stekkies! 

Fuggin bustin da shit straight out of fuggin Chatsworth bru!

Check this short little rap, if you don't crack a smile… please seek professional help

"I came in my cab and your ma dropped you!"

"I bra what you got for lunch? Stekkies ekse!"

haha Love it!

[Thanks Cam]

- Marky Mark

Just a few reasons why you should always ask a lot of questions when viewing a property that you are looking at renting as you might just uncover more than what meets the eye….

For every Saffa living in London, we are all too well experienced in the mission of looking for a decent spot, not all of us come over here with £50 000 in our pockets to slap down as a deposit on a house, because if you did have that kind of money to blow on a deposit, then its probably best you stay in SA and buy yourself a nice little mansion. So as the majority of us rent, we've all seen our share of dodgy shit holes that prospective landlords couldn't even expect cockroaches to live in…. lets just say, by the end of this article, you will no doubt ALWAYS request a new mattress or bed

We've all had our experiences where we've moved into an "awesome" spot and only then once deposits are paid and you've signed on the dotted line, you find out there's alot more that meets the eye, for example, the ridiculously noisy neighbour, Moby Dick upstairs that thumps around in her high heels on a wooden floor, the old granny downstairs who keeps knocking and putting letters through your door every time you let a slight fart slip out, even when you've used extreme stealth and precision, quite successfully muffling the thundering sound between your ass cheeks and the layers of cushion in your couch… don't laugh girls, you know I'm talking about all of you haha Sadly its usually all these sorts of things that you only find out afterwards, unless you asked the right questions to the slimey snake err um I mean estate agent beforehand. He may not have to tell you everything without you knowing he's lying or not telling you everything, We've all fallen short of these problems in one shape or form, even myself a few months back where I couldn't do any recording for the entire time I was there due to the thumping sounds of peoples heels above…. but these are all very minor when you read what happened to my good friend "Joe" (not his real name, he's requested me not to mention it, you'll see why)…. Ask yourself this question…. How well do you know the history of the place you are renting right now?

A few months ago Joe moved into his new place with his doll and it seemed like your pretty average rent, everything that met the eye seemed ok and nothing to complain about… yet… until the end of the first night of course. The very next day, Joe had to contact his landlord to ask him if he wouldn't mind changing the mattress since his missus had literally been chomped by bedbugs throughout the night. To Joe's surprise there was no hesitation and the very next day, the old bed was swiftly removed and a brand new bed installed…. all was fine over the next few months, however soon Joe and his doll realised that they needed a bigger boat, so they decided to move out. On the day they were moving out, the neighbour popped in to wish them farewell and noticed the new bed and redecoration of the place… the neighbour then went on to say how nice the place looked after what happened with the previous tenant. As you can imagine, Joe grew slightly inquisitive as anybody would and asked what had happened… well… howz this for a story…. The previous tenant was apparently attacked at the nearby train station and hit over the head with something, he made it home however he died lying face down in a pool of blood from the head wound… on the bed…. After a few days the neighbour noticed a smell coming from the room due to the door being slightly ajar from when the tenant obviously stumbled home injured and met his end. It probably wasn't a very pleasant site however the landlord did a sterling job at cleaning up the place however do you think he replaced the bed??? This is a landlord we're talking about, they'll cut costs even if it costed them there own mother's limbs…. Lets just say, I guess the well cleaned blood stain and bits of brain matter were on the underside of the mattress that could have passed for "other stains" if questioned…. now we know why those frickin bed bugs had such a taste for blood  

Luckily Joe didn't have to spend another night there, because quite honestly I couldn't have.

So… had any previous tenants being victims of a murder in your bed recently?….

Got any tales of renting woe? the comment section is all yours… go wild!  

- Marky Mark

If there was a FaceBook Fan Page called "I Love Lip Syncing", its no secret that Britney Spears would be the owner, let alone just a fan. From lip syncing live on X-Factor a while ago to even The Jen and the Phreak attending one of her shows at the O2 about a year ago noting that she was blatantly miming, I guess it's safe to say its basically what she does…all the time…

Ok, Chris Crocker best you not read any further, I got this from my favourite daily read over at 2OceansVibe and just couldn't resist telling you lot about it. We all know that Britney Spears prances around stage doing cart wheels yet quite seemingly is able to do this whilst keeping her breathing at an exceptionally controlled pace and hooting down the microphone with studio quality vocals… I guess its only the teeny bopping 10 year olds that don't really care since they didn't folk out £65 of their hard earned cash for the shambolical experience… mommy and daddy did. Personally if I really wanted to be within 50m of ol' Brit, which is basically all it is, I wouldn't pay for it, I'd just find out which hotel she's staying at and wait outside (although this will probably eventually get me a 50m restraining order of some sort)… but none the less, this is what you would really hear if they turned her mic up during her songs as this was in fact recorded at a "live" concert of hers through her mic channel.

Makes you wonder just how much sound engineering actually goes into fixing her voice for her albums

I'm thinking… just a pretty face

Speaking of Fan Pages earlier… Have you joined the awesome PharSide FaceBook Fan Page yet? Become a fan and check out some of the videos

[Thanks Seth] 

- Marky Mark

Many of you would have read about this in the Metro yesterday morning which has caused quite a laugh… well possibly not for the Aussie banker involved, seen checking out racy pics of none other than Miranda Kerr live on Channel 7 News…

We've all seen, especially on Sky News for example, you'll have the presenter dude parking there nattering away while his little army of news room colleagues hack away at their computers doing whatever it is that they do. Well this wasn't exactly a news room, however the same concept was applied where an office background was used while a banker from Australian bank, Macquarie Bank, gave a financial report live on air for Channel 7 News in Australia.

Now I wouldn't expect anything less from our aussie mates when it comes to this sort of thing, but look closely at the video below, watch the dude at his computer to the left of the presenter's right ear

BUSTED! haha

To be honest, I think the dude had every right to view such an awesome pic, just because

Click here for some NSFW pics which include Miranda showing a bit more than her shoulder which you might wanna check out, if you haven't already

- Marky Mark

Jennifer Love Hewitt was recently interviewed on Lopez Tonight and revealed something that has completely changed my "Little Sweet Princess" perception of her… RESPECT!

This is a little something my main man Nash shared a few words about a few days ago that I just could not resist giving my 2 cents about it.

I'd say by now you've seen a porno or two in the few years you've been on this planet, and for those who haven't… well you're either just weird, not normal, too young and should probably get the hell off my blog and climb back under your rock from whence you came you sad sad person You may have noticed back in the 70's or so, bush was in and these days the exact opposite is quite the norm where in some cases the only acceptable form and now here comes Jennifer Love Hewitt, the itty bitty little princess who you'd think would giggle and blush at the slightest mention of anything remotely erotic, and drops a bomb completely blowing the competition out of the water by setting a new standard in female presentation…

Observe….

my my, I'm strangely aroused haha

I'll give you a moment to pick your jaw up off the table…

Forget diamond rings and jewellery boys, soon your doll is gonna want a dashing new set of Swarovski crystals for her birthday because seriously, if celebs such as JLH start vagazzling their vajayjays, you know that shit is gonna catch on… 

Well I don't know about you, but I'm patiently waiting… "tick tock"

Oh and just one more thing guys…

Don't bother Googling that shit , I already tried haha Out of pure curiosity of course

What do you think of Vagazzling? comments please

- Marky Mark