Archive for the ‘Hotness’ Category

Okay, so I know its been a while since we've had a bit of "hotness" on PharSide, and whilst browsing around this evening I was reminded of this fact in a big way… purely by what I'm about to show you.. Girls keep yourselves busy taking note of the fabric and exquisite designs… boys, follow me…

Now this isn't the first time the luscious Miranda Kerr has graced the pages of PharSide, as you might remember the well known 2010 Pirelli Calendar Shoot… but I guess when you can have the best, everything else just seems pretty feeble and average.

Victoria's Secret does only recruit the hottest of the hot, point made with our very own homegrown siren, Candice Swanepoel.
So when it comes to showing off one of their collections, I have no problem with that whatsoever

Boys, I present to you, Miranda Kerr showing off her new Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie Collection for us… so nice of her

Enjoy… oh and by the way… you might need a tissue

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Now lets check out the video… (warning: this may push you over the edge)

I guess this would be a shit time to tell you that, that gorgeous little creation up there… is now a WIFE! Yip… there are no more worthy challenges for any man in this world anymore… it is done…game OVER!.. Orlando Bloom is a bit of a party pooper! but certainly one lucky little fucker!

I'll play you out with this fitting track while the credits roll as you make your way back from your happy place, where you played a key role in those pics and video…

Have a great weekend!… get laid!

- Marky Mark

Twilight Eclipse is now showing at cinema's around the country, and guys, if your girlfriend hasn't dragged your sorry ass off to watch it with threats of no action if you don't… then believe me… it's coming 

Now to tell you the honest truth, there's never really been a time that I really refuse point blank to watch a movie since I like to make my own judgements, however there also wasn't a time that I actually fell asleep during a movie due to 100% not from concentrate boredom… until the first Twilight Saga movie was released. I'd heard it was pretty good when it came out, so The Jen and I watched it one night… I'm not really sure what unfolded in the end because a subsequently passed out at some point from boredom.

Alas the next movie came out and a few friends arranged a viewing at a local cinema… The Jen went with them alone that night, purely cause of the fact that I wasn't going to spend my hard earned cash and 2 hours of my life on something so ridiculous.

A few months later I was stuck in a seat for a number of hours flying back from SA and was running out of movie options on the long flight via Dubai, so I decided to give it a chance since I pretty much had nothing better to do… the movie started and about 20mins in, I switched over to a movie I'd already seen thinking, what a load of shit.

And then just recently, what do you know, they released another one… again… and they tried to get me to go watch it… again… and to much of The Jen's displeasure, she watched it, without me… again

Now there is just one version of Twilight I'd definitely pay good money to go and see…

Which is this version… for guys

Enjoy

Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

Girls… give your boyfriend's a night off… grab your girls and head down to the luxurious HMVCurzon in Wimbledon for a showing.

- Marky Mark

Now I know this is a little late but I can assure you that if PharSide was running as it is at the time, this surely would have been posted no questions asked. You know as they say though… better late than never. Gentleman and possibly a few ladies, whatever floats your boat, I present to you, pics from the very exclusive Pirelli 2010 Calendar… wah wah wee wah wah!

The Pirelli calendar is a highlight every year, bringing together the world’s top models and top photographers. The calendar is famous for its limited availability because it is not sold and is only given as a corporate gift to a restricted number of important Pirelli customers and celebrity VIPs. The new 2010 calendar was shot by Terry Richardson and today I give you a full look at the piece. It features Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Ana Beatriz Barros, Lily Cole, Daisy Lowe, Marloes Horst, Abbey Lee, Catherine McNeil, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, and Gracie Carvalho.

CAREFUL NOW… pics are obviously NSFW

Enjoy

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Just a pity it didn't feature our very own "Angel" Candice Swanepoel, but I think that may have been just a little too much for us to handle

May I just add that I have now decided to quit my job and do something a little more rewarding… Photography course starts Monday

- Marky Mark

Check out the new commercial by Micheal Bay for Victoria's Secret Christmas Collection featuring our very own Candice Swanepoel

One word…. EISH!

Thank goodness YouTube doesn't have auto-repeat because I would be permanently hypnotized staring at the screen until the end of time… or until someone finally came over looking for me and managed to pull me away from the screen

The commercial premiered at the recent Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on 2 December 2009

Guys you will see what I mean and be left in a psychotic state of forever wishing… girls, enjoy what you could have this Christmas… if you play your cards right ofcourse

- Marky Mark

Candice Swanepoel, recently promoted to Victoria's Secret Angel status is insanely hot. I'm finding it rather difficult to put words together after seeing pics of her. In my opinion, South African birds are the most insanely beautiful dolls on the face of the planet… and here I'll show you why

Candice is a 21 year old thoroughbred South African from… wait for it…. Mooi River in Kwa-Zulu Natal. Yes you know that small town along the N3 between Maritzburg and Escourt that if you blink you'll miss it, yip, thats the place. She was spotted by a modelling scout browsing through a Durban Fleamarket with her mom when she was 15 years old. The rest is a short yet incredible history of high profile international modeling. By 16 she was already earning R40 000 for a days work. Her portfolio is already extremely extensive with appearing on the cover of the greek edition of Vogue, Nike ad campaigns and strutting her stuff in fashion shows for Tommy Hilfiger, Diane von Fürstenberg and the big one that has put her right up in center stage, Victoria's Secret.

I reckon I'd have a chance, we have things in common you see, we're both Libras haha ja ja But sorry okes, she's not single, she has a boyfriend by the name of Joshua David Jones who is fighting in Iraq. Personally, if my doll was a top super model such as Candice, I certainly wouldn't be running around playing shoot em up in Iraq, I'd be enjoying EVERY moment possible with her but ja, he is one lucky dude. I've got The Jen, which is why I'm not playing armies in Iraq, but all the best to all those guys out there doing what they do.

Here is proof that South African birds are the best.

(If you have a heart condition, it is not recommened to view at these pics)

CRANKING HOT!
Those dimples… EISH!

- Marky Mark

I just could not resist this, here are some interesting fun facts about the luscious Megan Fox, nothing too hectic, pretty random… but ja, I'm sure its gonna take you a bit longer than average to get to Number 10 haha

I know the Boschman is gonna love reading them

Enjoy *drool*

- Marky Mark