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A Guide To Fucking… In Austria

If you're ever in Austria, you have to go to the Fucking place…

Fucking is not very big in Austria, but Fucking is huge amongst tourists, Fucking gets them into a mass frenzy taking loads of videos and photos of Fucking that its literally getting Fucking locals panties in a bit of a  twist about it. The Fucking people, known as Fuckers, love Fucking, but they are getting upset because the tourists aren't enjoying the beauty of Fucking, but rather just taking photos and buggering off.

Now I'm not trying to put a bad taste in your mouth about Fucking, you dirty dirty people :)

Fucking is in fact the name of a small town in Austria…True story!

Although the town has been called, Fucking for centuries, it wasn't until World War 2 when British and American troops were passing through that the obsession with Fucking began, for obvious reasons. The town was in fact founded 900 years ago by a dude named Focko, the spelling of his name changed to Fucker some time later and the town was known as Fucking since the 'ing' part of the name means, 'his people'… could it get any better :) Well, the bit under the main sign in the pic does translate to, ""Please – not so fast"

In the begining the Fucking Fuckers were quite amused by many tourists having their picture taking next to the Fucking sign just as you cum inside or outside of Fucking however these days they have got quite sick of Non-Fuckers vandalising and stealing the sign, in fact, since 2005, it's been an anti-theft Fucking sign, something I reckon the South African government should definately get in touch with a Fucker about. 

Apparently one Austrian tourist was quoted in saying:  "The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg. The Americans want to see where The Sound Of Music was filmed. The Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau. But for the British, it's all about Fucking." 

Although Fucking is quite small, there certainly are a lot of Fucking Streets in the town as seen on Google Maps.


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Here's a little something I saw on the Graeme Norton show some ago where a made a bit of a prank call to Austria to find out about Fucking… have a little look and make sure you go for a pee pee beforehand, else its gonna get messy :)

Well now that you are quite familiar with Fucking, I reckon if you're ever in Austria, you definately need to go do the town and see Fucking, cause I can imagine Fucking is so worth it to let off some steam with a full Fucking experience with a proper local Fucker :)

Quite hilarious, and look, I didn't even swear once :)

[Thanks Lady Lea]

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