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Dimitri The Stud… or Idiot if you may :)

I received a video of this guy Dimitri, who calls up this girl, Olga that he met a couple days before, and leaves her two voicemails for her to call him back. The hilarious thing is you will not believe the nerve of this guy where he actually thinks he is God’s gift to women, your jaw will drop at this, its frickin hilarious at how he rates himself, however after further investigation, it seems the plot thickens, and oh shit does it thicken… even our good friend Whackhead has had a go :)

Here is the video of the two voicemails, the story goes like this: “A girl named Olga, was out with friends having drinks on King St in Toronto. This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. The video is of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.”

Okay, you can pick your jaw up off the table now, honestly WTF! Hahaha :) Did he honestly expect after all that that he would get a call back from her, I’m thinking two words… Restraining Order. I can’t think of many words to describe this dude other than, psycho! :)

Now I thought its quite possible that this was some sort of hoax, so I did some further investigation on it only to find that this idiot is actually for real, his real name is James Sears and he is from Toronto, Canada. He was in fact a doctor, however due to his psychotic tendencies he lost his license. This is where it gets hilarious, you will never believe what this head case does for a living now. He runs training courses and seminars for…. wait for it… Picking Up Chicks. Can you handle! He calls himself, Dimitri The Lover. This lunatic is actually going around charging people who are likely to have charges laid against them in the future because of his “training”. This dumbass claims to get alot of women. In todays world, the only women I can imagine that he gets are girls that want to get dominated in an extreme way or have some kind of weird fetish for that sort of thing which in my opinion is a very small minority, mostly in very backward places. He has a pretty disturbing website which is, http://www.dimitrithelover.com you’ll laugh at the opening message that pops up.

Here is a clip of Dimitri, here you get to see what this dude looks like… now don’t laugh, thats just mean haha :) but if you were expecting to see a stud muffin, well let’s just say you’re going to be somewhat disappointed ? What you will see however is just how disturbed this head case actually is…


 I’m sure you are quite further shocked. Someone please tell me what planet this lunatic is from where he honestly believes he is some kind of super hero, who thinks he is a god (he is greek apparently) when it comes to women. I'm sure without a doubt that he is going to be a very lonely old man someday because once he gets over the hill he isn’t getting nothing. The reason being is that from what I can see, this guy isn’t in the game to become a better person and attract better women which is likely to lead to a better long term goal, which is what legend’s like Neil Strauss, author of “The Game” aim for, this idiot is purely in the game to get laid and nothing else, because no woman I know would possibly put up with his bullshit in the long run. This guy is a fake and a retard who should seriously be locked up for just being such a moron.

Like I said, even our good friend, the Legend that is Darren “Whackhead” Simpson had a pop at him, by actually calling him up :)
Have a listen :)

Now if that wasn't enough, this is where it gets even better.
There is speculation that the voicemails were part of a viral marketing campaign by some Hollywood producer, by the name of Brad Goodman, who apparently was involved with the likes of Borat and Bruno. Apparently he is filming a documentary of this nutcase as he explains in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwVgnPEpgw

However whether or not this is some kind ad campaign, it's pretty sick to capitalize and promote this psychopath and his ridiculous behaviour.
I guess they see a way of making money by shocking people as they saw with the unbelievable success of Borat and semi-success of Bruno, which in my opinion was marketed extremely well with massive hype, but sadly a little too over the top and not something many are likely to watch a second time. Personally I wouldn't pay money to see this shit; but I may watch it out of curiosity… as a pirate copy ofcourse :

This article is pretty interesting about the man behind Dimitri where other newspapers have written about him, he is seriously one sick retarded individual…

http://torontoist.com/2008/06/remember_dimitri_the_lover.php

oh and remember girls… he's single haha :)

Quite a hottie isn't he? :)

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