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Katy Perry Divorces Russell Brand Following Morning Photo…

Ok, I do believe I was dreaming when I typed the headline… you see, in a perfect world, that would happen, Russell Brand would be history and Katy Perry would be mine… all mine!…. mwahahaha! Along with The Jen ofcourse :)

I guess at this point you're probably wondering what the effing hell I'm on about… what photo? Well keep reading…

Now I'm not a massive follower on E-Online, although The Phreak is, but every once in a while some really juicy shit pops up that is quite hilarious…

We all know the luscious ultimate hotness of Katy Perry right?…

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. sorry I just dribbled onto the keyboard

Well it just so happens that evil fiend husband Russell Brand thought it would be a great idea to take a little unexpected "just woke up" pic of Katy, which is pretty normal bedroom play… unfortunately it didn't stay in the bedroom… it got blasted out to everyone of Russell's 1.7million Twitter followers… OUCH! Apparently the pic was quickly removed however we all know how quick the internet moves, cause a few people managed to save it… just quick enough so the rest of us could get a little look see :)

Well guys, I'm really sorry to shatter many of your dreams… but here she is…

Shame

Now I know you're thinking OMG! but hey… we've all woken up next to much worse, some more often than others… 

Rus, only two words spring to mind following this little fail…. DOG BOX! :)

Don't worry, she'll get over it… eventually :)

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